Smooth Talker – The Best Pick Up Lines


We challenged our followers to send in their best pickup lines in celebration of Valentine’s Day.

Listed here are some of our favourites!


Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

I’m finding it really hard to breath. U just keep on taking my breath away.

Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!

Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?

Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte.

Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

Is summer over? Because i’m about to “fall” for you!

There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

I lost my number…can I have yours?

Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

Are those space pants? Cause your butt looks out of this world.

Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a bandaid? Cause i hurt my knee falling for you!

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first 😉

Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

We’re you born a mermaid, because you were mermaid for me.

Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.


Put the line that made you irresistible on a case!